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‘Sorry I’m Late—These Protesters Were A Nightmare,’ Says Blood-Splattered, Riot-Gear-Clad Biden Entering Press Conference (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Krono 12 points 7 months ago

They will be the two major party candidates.

They are 81 and 77, theres still hope one (or both) of them die before it's too late.