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17 Days In Incubator Longest Time Premature Baby Will Go Without Being Exposed To Advertising (www.theonion.com)
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[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

At press time, reports confirmed the baby’s 17 days of serenity had been cut short after the walls and roof of her incubator had been sold as ad space.

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