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I think court should take place in a building built in the center of what used to be some dumbass mega stadium, build it out of glass and connect it to the prison/ wherever with secret underground train. Build the coutroom out of transparent material, then sell tickets to sit in the stadium and broadcast the courtroom on the jumbotron
It should have MMA-like commentary too.
"OH MY GOODNESS! This exhibit by the defense is gonna be like a scissor kick to the face of the prosecution! KO comin' up?!?"
"I don't know, Joe. I think the prosecution's gonna block it and respond with a knock down followed by some serious ground 'n pound."
Joe is annoyed but pretending not to be: "We'll see. We'll see."
"Oh my God is that the star witness with a metal chair?!"
IT'S JOOOOHHHN CEEENAAAA Bur-bur-Dur-durrrrrrr
The walls are soundproofed, but you can't help but notice the audience lose their minds after the last sentence you said
lmao
Not ADA compliant
Coordination disorders, checkmate
also this image is triggering my AI image detector even though I'm pretty sure its a real photo, weird. Its a real photo right?