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“ARE YOU ALL SEEING THIS” (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Kornblumenratte@feddit.de 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Actually no. A transsternal access to the heart is impossible with stone tools, even obsidian. Middle american ritual sacrifices were performed transphrenic – they had less problems with the complications of that access as they didn't intend their victim to survive, in contrast to — most — modern surgeons.

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

Yes, I made the ritual description up for a joke. I've never performed a human sacrifice.