this post was submitted on 25 May 2024
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[–] cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What about "quiet shitting"?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 30 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] Threeme2189@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

The most important thing is to always maintain eye contact!

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Sometimes, when i'm shitting at work, i ass-hurt myself.

So i'm a pretty efficient worker.

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’m a big fan of “quiet walking my dog during a meeting where I don’t need to talk”

Note: This only applies to remote work

I just play video games during those meetings.

There's literally 0 reason for me to be on 50% of the calls I'm invited to (I'm IT and they have me on every dev call)