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submitted 7 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They only had a 40ish mph top speed.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

"only"

40mph on a park bench attached to four bicycle wheels with little suspension on bumpy roads.

Aye, I'd be terrified 😂

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You're thinking of the Daimler Motor Carriage.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Okay, so the seats had padding. Same difference!