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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] grue@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

He didn't pay for a damn thing; that's his dad's car.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Idk if I understand this meme but isn't it notoriously difficult to control speed in a model T due to the lack of a real throttle?

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They only had a 40ish mph top speed.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

"only"

40mph on a park bench attached to four bicycle wheels with little suspension on bumpy roads.

Aye, I'd be terrified 😂

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You're thinking of the Daimler Motor Carriage.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Okay, so the seats had padding. Same difference!

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 months ago

Amen brother