Every ad executive should be thrown into the Marianas trench. Without pity or hesitation. Every tech nerd that facilitated their plans will be chained to them at the hip. One of them will be shot before they get tossed overboard.

How will we determine which gets shot? We'll use an aLgOriThM.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Every time I see that name I just think

Mmmmmm… marinara trench…

[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

marijuana trench ralsei-doobie

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

They all get a free trip to see the titanic sicko-orca

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I don't know why the tech bro in charge of trying to get ads through uBlock doesn't just contribute to uBlock. You'd never have to think another day in your life and you'd be left alone forever in a Sisyphusian bargain with your manager that you need just 1 more week of work on the problem.

Make problem 1

Solve problem 1

Make problem 2

Solve problem 2

Make problem 3

Solution to problem 3 makes you vulnerable to problem 1

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

Good point. Could be their very own job security.