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[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 5 months ago (9 children)

I love chocolate pancakes! Here's the recipe I use:

1 18.25 ounce package chocolate pancake mix.

3/4 cup vegetable oil.

4 large eggs.

1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.

3/4 cups butter or margarine.

1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.

2 cups all purpose flour.

Don't forget garnishes such as:

Fish shaped crackers.

Fish shaped candies.

Fish shaped solid waste,

Fish shaped dirt.

Fish shaped ethyl benzene.

Pull and peel licorice..

Fish shaped volatile organic compounds

and sediment shaped sediment.

Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.

1 cup lemon juice.

Alpha resins.

Unsaturated polyester resin.

Fiberglass surface resins.

And volatile malted milk impoundments.

9 large egg yolks.

12 medium geosynthetic membranes.

1 cup granulated sugar.

An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.

2 cups rhubarb, sliced.

2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.

1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.

1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.

3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.

1 large rhubarb.

1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.

2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.

Adjustable aluminum head positioner.

Slaughter electric needle injector.

Cordless electric needle injector.

Injector needle driver.

Injector needle gun.

Cranial caps.

And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Gonna try that tomorrow, will report back

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I ated that and died, imma ghost now boooo

[–] chaotic_altruist@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago

Any tips on getting your ethyl benzene into a fish shape? Mine always turn out looking like Pac-Man ghosts

[–] fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

The fish shaped solid waste gives it that extra "please call Poison Control" zest.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The lack of neurotoxin is disturbing

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

You lost me at the vegetable oil

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

This was in my grandma's ww2 cookbook how dare you

[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Please stop getting your recipes from ChatGPT

Nah, I get my recipes from GLaDOS, she would never lie to me about cake-related subjects

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Needs more sand