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[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nah that just means they can't plan for shit and are constantly fighting fires.

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They're looking for a volume icon ninja-pirate-wizard, who takes no prisoners. They work hard and play hard ~~so get ready for your boss to be overly demanding and drunk~~.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 6 points 6 months ago

a rockstar is who they want

The hiring person says they want a rock star developer, the candidate trashes everything and shoots heroin, HR responds"he's good"