Nick Fuentes’ BADASS security!
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A group meeting before the formation
"We need one more guy."
"There aren't any other guys above 6'."
"Check again."
"No. I checked three times already. We gotta go with Steve."
All others in the group groan. "Fuck," somebody (maybe Mike?) quietly says.
"Yeah, I know. He's not your favorite guy. But he's almost one of us. And if not him - who?"
Resigned sighing.
The leader makes an executive decision "Steve it is then." He tries to sound like a tv narrator for a crime show. "We are complete. He's the final member of the Nick Fuentes' Security Unit."
I feel like white shirt and glasses is pulling for him
"C'mon guys, I know he fucked up getting snacks at the gas station but he's a good dude. Trust me, when some antifa asshole gets up in our faces you'll see what's up"
I'm confused now. I thought that was Steve? I thought he was the self-proclaimed "Lone wolfer" who had to stop calling himself a "lone wolf" because the other guys didn't like it and normies thought he was making a school shooter joke.
Lol no Steve is the guy standing on the same step as the 3 other guys and clearly at least a foot shorter than the others
E) actually, sunglasses dork #3 might be on the step above now that I look at it.