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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

He (or she) could actually be attractive with some simple changes.

  • Ditch the nerdy glasses, not working for their face. Contacts are cheap enough and switching back and forth with glasses changes your look, very cute.
  • Get a decent hair cut that suits them. Find a stylist people like and go to them. Gay dude at Walmart used to cut me, damn I looked good. If you're a man, find a gay stylist, best ever. (He moved. Stylists are like gypsies, gotta get their personal card and follow 'em around.)
  • Dress nicely. And dressing nice costs almost zero money. Stunning what you can find at the thrift once you land on a style that's attractive on you. I make plenty, but I still mostly dress out of thrift stores. Got a nice collection of watches for example. Got a sack of cool ones for $1 at a roadside thrift. A couple of $.75 batteries and some polish, nice.

Probably lots of others easy/cheap things. My dentist made mouth molds for tooth whitener. $80 for molds that last forever, buy the cheap refills on Amazon. Done. And what a dramatic difference two treatments makes.

The nose is a little much, but work with it. I started parting my bowl-cut hair in 8th grade. Read that dudes with a big snoz shouldn't do that, part on the side. Stuff like that.

They're not fat, so there's not that to overcome. Nice chin and hands, smile and mouth. Take his/her ass outside and move around. A little color and muscle tone is easy with quick results.

You look good (to yourself), you feel good, confidence comes out. Had a roommate in college put on a shirt and tie, for an algebra test. The hell? "I look good, I feel good, I do better on the test." That stuck with me.

tl;dr: Frustrating hearing people call themselves ugly. I've rarely seen a truly ugly person. Almost everyone can be at least modestly attractive, easily and cheaply.

[–] LodeMike 18 points 4 months ago

Yeah. 99% the reason this dude isnt attractive is because his hair screams "I barely put effort to even shampoo this" and his clothing looks like he just gets whatever comfortable thing he sees first. And maybe the glasses.

[–] citrusface@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Iirc - this dude made a video about being ugly. Then the chick in the 2nd pic was like idk ur kinda cute tho in the comments... then they started chatting / dating -- maybe married?

[–] Brosplosion@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Gotta follow at least one of the two rules

  1. Be attractive

  2. Don't be unattractive

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Hard to be sure with the image quality, but it looks like he's got decent skin too. You're right though, it's really mostly how you wear yourself. Like jazz, there aren't really wrong notes, you just have to accentuate them right.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

I can fix him ass comment