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which one is made up? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by merde@sh.itjust.works to c/linguistics_humor@sh.itjust.works

from S11 E16: UK Elections, Flag Controversies & Louisiana: 6/23/24: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

anyone from Great Britain?

dodgy, tosser, numpty, wanker, dicksplash, fuckletoes, pillock, cockwomble?

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[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago

They're all real for sure except dicksplash and fuckletoes, but I can't choose between them.

[-] cynar@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

I can definitely see dicksplash being used as an insult down the pub.

Fuckletoes is in a weird dead zone. It's far too poncey for working class use, but far too crass for the toffs.

The rest I've heard used before.

[-] aleph@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago
[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

I was leaning towards fuckletoes also, never heard dicksplash although it wouldn't be a surprise, but really any of them would generally be appropriate. You're supposed to get a little creative from time to time.

My favourite one that not so many people have heard is "that's rare as rocking horse shit".

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Dicksplash is not in common usage, but it's real

[-] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I really want fuckletoes to be real, though. like you're just minding your business and one of them comes sauntering along and oh shit, here comes old fuckletoes

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

The great thing about English is that you can just do that! In fact every word on the list started out that way. Of course there's situations where you shouldn't say fuckletoes out loud, like a children's birthday party, but it's perfectly appropriate bar slang, and of course in your head you're free to use it about that one kid as well.

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

The great thing about natural language, in fact.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Same here! Never heard those two, but I'm sure they'll spread soon enough. Fuckletoes sounds great!

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