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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 111 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Someone needs to teach me this trick of buying pizza with the pizza's own money.

"Dominoes hates this one weird trick."

[–] Pat_Riot 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, you see the joke is that teachers aren't people.

[–] PopShark@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I think the joke is teachers are Italian but I don’t get this joke it’s too sophisticated for me

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

You can do this with the amazing power of gun and balaclava.

[–] NESSI3@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)
[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is why there are spaces clearly marked for curbside pickup. If you're not in one of the designated spaces and try to pull this you will not get free food.

[–] PopShark@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I can just imagine pulling up to the nearby “regular” spot when doing pickup and the restaurant/store employee just glaring angrily at me lol

[–] odium@programming.dev 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't you usually pay ahead of time for curbside pickup?

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

They're saying that if you time it right, they won't get/hear the notification that you've checked in and you can slide into the right spot. Wait awhile and then you'll get refunded because you were "waiting so long"

Which it can work TBH, it just won't be a reliable method by any means

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 5 months ago

The apostrophe actually makes it a contraction, not possessive. So they're really saying "the underpaid teacher who bought it with it is own money". I know not everyone cares, but that's how our weird language works...

[–] themusicman@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Oh, it wasn't bought... It was bough