What secret conspiracy would you like to actually start letting other people know? (lemm.ee)

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[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 52 points 4 days ago

My husband who disappeared years ago is actually alive and well and conspiring with his friends to downvote my posts and comments. I think he drives by my house from time to time as well.

He is in cahoots with my family, who have custody of my child, to stop my child's DNA from getting added to a genealogy website because that would prove that he was conceived from incest with a distant relative when I was very young.

[-] LrdThndr@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

Dude… write a book. This would be a great plot to a thriller novel.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

I miss that poster, they were delightfully batshit.

[-] Thomrade@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

Where did they post? This seems unhinged but also very intriguing.

[-] uhmbah@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

Dude! I believe you! Every time I tap to expand the last 2 replies... it won't expand! Who's spying on us!

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That means it's someone you blocked

[-] uhmbah@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

👍

[-] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

What in the world? 🌎

this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2024

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