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So far we have three people that have made the same comment about not being the front view. I'm using copy comments as TP tomorrow.

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[–] Whatevster 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

What the fuck were they doing for toilet paper before 1891?

[–] Toes@ani.social 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A rag on a stick, frequent trips to the river, their left hand, nothing at all and the three seashells. We're some other options.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

We've still got a few years until the three seashells take over and Taco Bell wins the franchise wars.

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This post sent me down a rabbit hole.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_hygiene

The funniest one is the Japanese “chuugi”, translated to “shit stick”.

[–] WarmSoda@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As absolutely batshit crazy the world is right now, it's important to reflect on what we do have. And thankfully it's advanced beyond shit sticks.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Imagine getting an asshole splinter?

[–] WarmSoda@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

No. No I will not imagine that, thank you very much. Kittens are cute. Kittens are cute.

[–] HocEnimVeni@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sears catalog and corn cobs. No lie.

[–] WarmSoda@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Smart. One for the front, and one for the back.

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 3 points 4 months ago

Various other things like leaves, rags, sponges, or leftover paper. Failing that a bare hand works: manners dictating you wash it after.

Some cultural hangups on the left hand being "unclean" stem from those cultures using that hand for hygienic reasons.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

I dunno, but it probably involved slaves.