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[–] thejml@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not about the SCOTUS, but there was a report a while back showing that many senators votes were purchased for only a few grand… we could probably swing that.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 1 points 1 month ago

I'm guessing that's because the few grand we know about was the distraction. The real payment happened without us knowing about it.