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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips (www.theonion.com)
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[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 1 points 5 months ago

I'm guessing that's because the few grand we know about was the distraction. The real payment happened without us knowing about it.