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You gain the power to convert people's convictions to communism within a 10 meter radius of yourself. How do you use (or why not) these newly aquired powers? (lemmygrad.ml)
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If forced to I would change the mind and hearts on neolib/fascist politicians. Maybe giving trump some communist powers wouldn't be so bad?

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[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'll get better at jogging and run in a big loop around the city bus interchange every evening during peak hour. I'd also try to attend more concerts and football games, and just spend the entire time walking around trying to get within 10 metres of everyone.

I think the best part of this superpower would be that if cops try to arrest you, they also become communists, and realise they're the brute squad for capital and will just let me go while they rethink their life choices.

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If cops instantly swapped from cop to communist I see a glorious picture in my mind where they burst into tears, pull out their service weapons, shoot all their nearby fellow cops and once they're alone they shove the barrel in their own mouth

[–] cayde6ml@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 4 months ago

I can totally sympathize with that scenario, but I'd rather that they recruit more of each other and join me.