Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Primate of Italy, Archbishop and Metropolitan of the Roman Province, Sovereign of the Vatican City State, Servant of the servants of God; continue this holy Jihad against the Amerikkkan heretics and apostates.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/carlo-maria-vigano-pope-excommunicates-trump-loving-ultra-conservative
That shit is so funny to me. Like when you boil it down to the bones all this "trad" shit is them trying to find a higher authority so they can be good little obedient drones because the secret to every authoritarian is that they love being told what to do. But they can't even do that right because their internet-brained contrarianism worms have burrowed too deep to let go.
In a decade they'll be scolding Wahhabi clerics or some shit after converting to Islam in their never ending quest to find the ultimate trad fix.
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I wanted to say I think they're too racist to convert to Islam but OTOH "papists" used to be a word and now isn't and messianic figure to the worst people on the planet Andrew Tate sure did it.