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Peanut butter. According to many scientist lava has the consistency of peanut butter.
This is dangerous information for me as I like peanut butter a lot. Now I must beware the glowing forbidden peanut butter.
The spiciest of spicy peanut sauces
Man I could go for some spicy peanut sauce chicken or something right now too.
Blow on it first,it's hot.
I always thought the lava buckets in Minecraft looked really tasty
But have they actually touched it?
Yeah you can look up videos of people getting their hands wet and slapping molten metal, so I imagine you can touch lava under the same Circumstances?
I don’t know man, I’m not a lava expert
Whenever I see videos of them breaking into a fresh stream of it to collect some in a bucket, it looks less viscous than that.
(Maybe I'm just used to the bad peanut butter with the trans fats that keep it from separating, and the natural stuff is thinner?)
It is thinner, and would absolutely pour off a spoon slowly like lava.
What does it taste like?
Pizza rolls
Burning.
Isn't it full of brimstone? So it tastes eggy?
What a cheap answer, peanut butter can be any number of consistencies based on temperature and is the first reference point for "thick substance". I need a scientist to experimentally compare the two and fell me if I need gif or skippy and at what temperature and humidity.