[alt text: A photo of Donald Trump from the 2024 RNC, with descriptive text that says "Trump, with bandage over ear, makes first public appearance since assassination attempt". The photo has been edited to show a tiny Mike Lindell standing on Trump's shoulder and hugging his ear bandage like a pillow. There is added text next to Lindell that says, "Bandage provided by MyPillow"]
i had to change the title and couldn't think of a witty alternative