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submitted 5 months ago by cypherpunks@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] classic@fedia.io 11 points 5 months ago

Facts my ass 😡 this is clarely a lIbTaRd hit piece!! Vance's favorite eyeliner is Urban Decay 24/7 Glide-On Waterproof Eyeliner Pencil

Maybe if you weren't busy with your pronouns you would knoe that