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submitted 5 months ago by DxK@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] match@pawb.social 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think Mama Harris is sufficiently imposing for a blasian woman

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 1 points 5 months ago

Ma ma ma Ma Ma Harris She though she should run Ma ma ma ma Ma Harris Against sleazy Don

Sleepy Don didn’t know what to do Ma ma ma Ma Ma Harris Made him fill his diapers with poo

Ma ma ma Ma Ma Harris She’s coming for you

What’s an old fart felon like Don going to doooo?