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Trump Calls Emergency Meeting to Come Up With Sexist Nickname for Kamala Harris (theshovel.com.au)

submitted 5 months ago by DxK@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

I wanna see "Dark Kamala" just like "Dark Brandon" but when I say it aloud it sounds terribly racist. What's a good "Dark Brandon" style term of endearment for her "go get em" side?

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Kickass Kamala?

Killer Queen Kamala, given SCOTUS fuckup? (Dynamite with a [Jewish] laser beam.)

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Dynamite Kamala?

Ma Harris?

[–] match@pawb.social 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think Mama Harris is sufficiently imposing for a blasian woman

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 1 points 5 months ago

Ma ma ma Ma Ma Harris She though she should run Ma ma ma ma Ma Harris Against sleazy Don

Sleepy Don didn’t know what to do Ma ma ma Ma Ma Harris Made him fill his diapers with poo

Ma ma ma Ma Ma Harris She’s coming for you

What’s an old fart felon like Don going to doooo?

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

Kabala like cabal?