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Pitbulls are demon spawns apparently.

Chihuahuas are yappy rats

Small dogs are uppity

The only acceptable dog in the minds of these Lifetime brained weirdos is a golden retriever. These people should not be allowed near any animal

Euros are pretty weird with their dog breed hatred as well

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[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 42 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That reminds me of my old dog's opinion of different kinds of dogs:

  • Small dogs: horrible, abhorrent things

  • Dogs with long fur: terrifying demons

  • Orange cats: acceptable dogs

  • Other cats: scary, mean dogs

  • Medium or large dogs with short brown or black fur: perfectly acceptable

  • Dogs with white fur: creepy, weird

  • Deer: the worst sort of dog

  • Horses: kind of scary but respectable dogs

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

Orange cats are a subgenre of dog just like orange dogs (foxes) are secretly cats.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

I read a sci fi book where people can communicate with dolphins and it turns out dolphins consider all land animals different kinds of dogs