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[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago (3 children)

We milk it for all it's worth, but this is nowhere as unusual or funny as a prime minister fucking a dead pig's head.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

also that one actually happened which makes it even funnier

[–] miz@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

so the couch stuff is all just a bit based on that one couchfucking tweet about JD's book? amazing

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

well we cant definitively prove he never fucked a couch....

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

yeah i think so

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

most young men have an embarrassing masturbation story or two but usually we TAKE IT TO THE GRAVE

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i won't. fingered myself with peppermint shampoo at my aunts house. she's dead now so i'm free to tell hexbear.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

hahahaha, if it makes you feel any better almost every young guy has pulled one off in the shower with soap. ever gotten soap in the pee-hole? like really in there? its a mild chemical burn.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dr. Bronner's Hole-Burning Soap

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

got my penis WHISTLIN

[–] areyoulessthan@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 3 months ago

David Cameron?