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For a moment I thought somethibg funny had happened
US Air Force insists on escorting all his flights over US territory for protection and prestige reasons
Netanyahu enthusiastically accepts
The next day he's flying to Florida from DC and one of his pilots comes on the intercom
"Mr. prime minister, sir? Your fighter jet escorts are joining us on each side if you're interested."
"Mr. Netanyahu's last words were recorded by the black box recovered later: "Ah the jets, yes, yes! I love to- is. Are those the jets? No, no, no! Those are F-35s!!! No! No! No!""
One Air Force pilot confirmed then later retracted confirmation that Netanyahu was last seen slamming his palms against his window, mouth agape, apparently screaming "noooooo" as we heard on the black box.
The FBI, Air Force and Lockheed Martin have an ongoing investigation and have officially declined to comment until the investigation has concluded.
Benjamin Netanyahu was 74 years old
The investigation concluded that when the fog light button was pressed the plane malfunctioned and ejected the pilot straight into the engine of bibi's 747
That shitstain is 74? Looks way younger
Genocide Joe is such an ardent zionist that he donated his supply of adrenachrome to Netanyahu
They need to take him up on a V-22 Osprey for demonstration purposes