Pg 1: Becoming terminally online : simpsonsshitposting

[–] kirbowo808@kbin.social 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Life when you start becoming a privacy/foss enthusiast ;-;

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The isolation is a security feature!

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 10 points 6 months ago

Fewer friends means fewer requests for free tech support!

[–] lost_tortie@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Decided ❌ Accepted ✅

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No it was always a conscious decision.

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 6 months ago

You think weirdness is your ally? You merely adopted the weirdness. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't understand sportsball until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but boring.

[+] MamboGator@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 6 months ago

You only get the pamphlet of you're doing it wrong.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

[–] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 3 points 6 months ago

Look me a moment to realise it's not an actual farscape picture.

[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 2 points 6 months ago

SG-1 took itself the exact right amount of serious

[–] snorkbubs@fedia.io 4 points 6 months ago

The downvotes :(

Maybe that's just their way of being weird, at least the occurrences are isolated.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Like when I decided to steal cable.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Hello mother...

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

There are perks for the proper mindset

[–] proper@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

One of my favorites from the old SSP was isolated and weird but the nuts and gum can. “together at last”!

[–] Nobody@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Pg 2: Bathing is an unnecessary waste of time and energy, as is all hygene.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Always have been

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Everything is weird. It’s all perspective.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Where'd you get a pamphlet I want a pamphlet