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'inspired by yennefer and triss' like hes some sort of artistic genius citing da vinci as his main inspiration. who the fuck buys minis like this to paint and just have weird poorly painted nude women everywhere?!

spongebob-i-fucking-love I FUCKING LOVE FANTASIZING ABOUT SMASHING A NECKBEARDS SKULL IN

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[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Lmao it's so terrible. The eyes are so bad.

One of the comments made me laugh:

All that nipple detail, then phoned it in with some robot chicken eyes.

God I hate misogynist nerds. They slime up any hobby space they invade.

[โ€“] the_itsb@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wasn't gonna look, but this made me way too curious to resist.

Omfg, they weren't kidding about Robot Chicken eyes ๐Ÿ˜‚

now I want to see claymation Yenn & Triss get up and strangle their captor and the "artist" with their chains

[โ€“] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

just like the woke star wars

[โ€“] barrbaric@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sooooo many third party mini companies for warhammer make these ridiculously hornt up female minis, I hate it.

Unfortunately I love this "Vladimir the Liberator" model made by the same company.

[โ€“] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

They view the world through the eyes of the new born, and the new dead. Terrible visions.

[โ€“] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

I'm glad there's a ton of queer nerds so i can enjoy my nerdy hobbies without these dweebs, but it also means that the only places where i can talk about RPGs without neckbeards yelling about wokeness ruining their favorite game are trans discords.

[โ€“] Lerios@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago (3 children)

i'm poor so i don't fuck with minis or anything that requires them, but i do watch some warhammer streams. theres one where they go through the popular recent kickstarters for minis, pick them randomly based on names, and try to avoid violating twitch TOS through sheer nerd horniness.

its surprisingly hard. even the sets with the most absurd fantasy monster names will also have an unlockable sexist objectification tier for some reason.

[โ€“] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

2nd/3rd edition Warhammer Dark Elves/Dark Eldar/Slannesh looks like a 17th century Quaker gathering by comparison with some of the Kickstarter sets.

[โ€“] barrbaric@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Lol is that Tom and Ben? Somebody compiled the "kickstarter roulette" clips and I've been watching those the last couple days.

[โ€“] Lerios@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

yeah lmao ๐Ÿฅฐ they're the source of 100% of my warhammer knowledge and it pisses off my nerd mates so much because i'll either be completely correct or unquestioningly reference a bullshit meme character Tem and Bon completely made up (crabnos, the brothers doomborn, kremlo(?), etc) because all of warhammer sounds equally dumb to me blob-no-thoughts

[โ€“] barrbaric@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

In fairness Kremlo is 100% real, as is Slambo. Warhammer is dumb (which is why it's sometimes good).

[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

See this is why Tyranids are my favourite Warhammer faction. Nerds don't try to over horn on them.

[โ€“] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

oh you sweet summer child meow-petted dont go to any rule34 sites remain a precious innocent owl

[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

looks oh my god.

OH MY GOD

BURN THE INTERNET DOWN

[โ€“] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

I specifically told you not to

ah well, here touch-grass hope you feel better soon bby

[โ€“] lurkerlady@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

The sexy neurolictor model is pretty funny though

[โ€“] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's absolutely wild that a lot of alt miniature producers are outflanked on the left by games workshop. >.>

[โ€“] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

Games workshop used to be pretty bad if you look through the backlog.

[โ€“] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

paints weird horny plastic toy so one woman has red hair and one black hair

INSPIRED BY WITCHER SECKS CARD GAME

i went in a game store last week and there was a cop there in full uniform buying WH40k minis

[โ€“] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Beat that chud with a bat