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Advisors Assure Biden This Will Blow Over Once All Gazans Dead (www.theonion.com)
submitted 8 months ago by Clodsire@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 69 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Where's the satire

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well, we know some Gazians got away. It is hard to kill them too.

[–] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure Israel will find a way. They've come this far, haven't they?

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

Israel hunted down Nazis after the war. What's to stop them from hunting down Palestinians after they wipe out the ones in the Westbank and Gaza?

[–] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Too real

[–] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

For real

[–] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

Is that not the actual plan?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 months ago

This is funny because the satire is like reality but the reality is too sad .... which is why this is funny ... because it's supposed to be sad.

[–] 0110010001100010@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Technically the truth?

[–] shani66@ani.social 8 points 8 months ago

I thought the onion was supposed to be satire?

[–] BassaForte@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Winchester?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

well the onion's lathe of heaven has made a decision.