this post was submitted on 07 May 2024
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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I do hope the actual apartment is more aligned with our plane of existence

https://www.redfin.com/NY/New-York/421-Manhattan-Ave-10026/unit-3/home/190632292

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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I really like what they did with the wall.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wood panels on the wall are so 60s... Don't like the look.

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 4 points 4 months ago

Wood paneling is one thing but this looks like hardwood. Rather than do a wall it looks great on the ceiling.

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Looks way better sideways. Good call from the camera guy

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist: those are great photos, it's the whole building that's sideways

You have to enter through the Escher gate near the parking structure.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 4 months ago

It was designed by an astronaut just back from the International Space Station.

[–] snaprails@feddit.uk 9 points 4 months ago

They complained that the original set of photos were all in portrait mode. This was the corrected set 🙂

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Jesus my toilet is bigger than that 'kitchen'

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 4 months ago

So is their's.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Classic apartment kitchen where an open oven covers 60% of your kitchen floor space.

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I knew this was NYC before opening haha seen these posts so many times when I was last looking.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm puzzling at that reflection in the bathroom mirror.

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

At, had to zoom way in to see the detail. From the thumbnail it was just a weird silhouette.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

0 beds. I presume you put a length of rope across the room and dangle over it to get some brief shut eye.

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

It's a studio apartment so there is no dedicated bedroom just one all-purpose room. For some of those apartments a rope is all you could cram or afford.

[–] IronKrill@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Doubles as a noose when you get tired of living there. Score!

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world -3 points 4 months ago

Is this the nightmare that the fuckcars people expect me to live in?