509
top 30 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 142 points 1 month ago

I like the idea that genies aren't obligated to serve you and if your wish is bullshit, they just kill you.

[-] blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io 19 points 1 month ago

Supposedly they are malevolent spirits that sometimes may grant wishes as a reward, not by some compulsion.

[-] AEsheron@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Depends on the story, and IIRC it has shifted with time. But yeah, the general trope is they are stuck in a small vessel, and they offer/are extorted into one or more wishes to free them. Why they are stuck ranges from evil sorcerer trying to enslave them to noble hero stopping their rampage.

[-] WraithGear@lemmy.world 68 points 1 month ago

It loops once and then quits at the second wish.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I don't see any conflict. Do opposite of next wish = fulfill third wish. Ignore first wish = don't fulfill third wish. Done.

[-] De_Narm@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He had his three wishes and none of them actually do anything. It doesn't matter if they make any sense or which ones would be executed. The Genie can just go back into his lamp and chill.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Tbf he could have just not asked for the wishes

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 month ago

The first wish was already fulfilled when the third was given, so ignoring it doesn't really change anything

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

Umm… ignore doesn’t mean undo.

[-] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Time is not a flat circle. It is linear

[-] bitcrafter@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Wrong--it's a cube!

[-] GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 month ago

As the wishes had no side effects the optimizer was free to remove them. Wishes granted.

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My first wish, gimme a forth wish

-genie=no

Ok sudo gimme a forth wish

-genie=fuck hes got me there

[-] Eylrid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

You've used two wishes, what are your last two wishes?

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

"I wish I knew the difference between fourth and forth"

"I wish I had 5 wishes"

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

πŸ§žβ€β™‚οΈ Here's your forth book

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

When you push your shitty genie code to prod

[-] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago

He could have created a paradox using just two wishes and used his first wish for something actually useful.

[-] Kacarott@feddit.de 3 points 1 month ago

Why not just one, like "I wish this wish were a paradox" or something

Genie hasn't responded for 30 seconds. Would you like to kill it?

[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

πŸ”ͺ πŸ§žβ€β™‚οΈ

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 2 points 1 month ago

Why is it 30 in Windows? xfwm has sane 5 seconds.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It is quicker now in Windows, at least if you're trying to interact with the program. It might take 30 seconds for the message queue to fill up without any user input, but I've had it pop up asking me if I wanted to kill a game that was doing some loading in it's UI thread and neglecting the message queue when the total loading time was maybe like 20 seconds and I was clicking to see if it was hung. After understanding that it just takes a while and waiting patiently, the "should I kill it?" message doesn't pop up.

[-] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago

At first I thought he was trying to jailbreak the genie so he could ask it to do bad things.

[-] refalo@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago
[-] pkill@programming.dev 0 points 1 month ago

what did the proprietary LLMs do to people...

[-] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

None of those are wishes.

[-] AaronMaria@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

Shouldn't the genie have a null pointer exception immediately?

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 4 points 1 month ago

1st cycle:

  1. βœ“
  2. fulfil 3rd wish
  3. βœ“ in accordance with 2nd wish

2nd cycle:

  1. 🚫 in accordance with 3rd wish of 1st cycle
  2. βœ“
  3. 🚫 in accordance with 2nd wish

repeat

tbh: IT is missing an "ignore" character.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

This kills the genie

this post was submitted on 07 May 2024
509 points (97.4% liked)

Comics

384 readers
1 users here now

A community for sharing comics related to programming

Icon base by Delapouite under CC BY 3.0 with modifications to add a gradient

founded 5 months ago
MODERATORS