Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

How else would you draw a female hotdog? No tits and it looks like another dude just like all the ones I've eaten before

Is nobody going to mention the face, stilettos and hand bag this business weiner is also carrying?

I want that hot dogussy Chicago style !

Oh snap, I’ll never forget that hot dog. That’s Chipmunks in Chicago. I think they changed their name to “Chipmonks” though.

As an ass man, I didn't even notice the wiener titties at first because I couldn't take my eyes off her buns.

Is that Alvin?

Probably better than putting a vag on her. Good call.

Is she... squatting? With her... erm... weiner hanging down?

Mmm hot dog milk

Wait, shouldn’t it have 4 teats on it? That’s usually how many cows have. Or… is it made from people?

How else is she gonna feed the cocktail weenies?

Real hot dogs have between 6 and 10 nips, otherwise they are called sparkly wieners.

Hotdog or not hotdog?

Why is the kid's forehead melting?

Putting hot into hotdog

Spread eagle legs too.

That's the 3% of the hot dog that's breast meat.

That shade of brown isn't helping

It looks more like shit than a hotdog

This is the best fucking thing I've ever seen

Since she's a weiner and boobs, does this mean she can give herself a titjob?

Not a weeny with boobs

...the fuck?

Do you think that's lettuce or relish that she's wearing?