Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

if you close your eyes it almost feels like you're eating runny snot

I think it might be soup? Except they only have a single type of serving tray and simply use that for every single meal.

I'll trade you my top center and bottom left unidentifiable grey slop for your top right unidentifiable grey slop.

I'd rather have gruel. Ground up hempseed is not that much different from oatmeal or grits, and you can season it to taste good. It's also a complete protein, and hemp and marijuana are the most efficient carbon capturing plants, and they store 85% in their roots, so we could be doing something about climate change, at least slowing it down by letting these weeds grow everywhere, harvesting the roots, compressing them to a density that won't float, and dumping them into the Marianas Trench. That carbon would effectively be trapped for a few hundred million years.

Did it? Don't quite remember that quote. Must have been that scene right after they fish him out of the gutter and have breakfast on the Nebuchadnezzar.

Oh god, not this again!

Your mom

The person holding the camera

I assume so, but "mighty fine" is not the words I'd use to describe what's on the plate.

That's the free market at work. 🫡🇺🇸

What sort of colourless beans do you guys have, eww

Excellent movie. Hugely enjoyed all three of them as a kid even though I didn't even understand half of the jokes and most of the references made. Should probably watch them again some time to find out what I missed.

There were a bunch more pictures where I got this from, apparently all from the same facility. They all use the exact same tray, no matter what’s being served.

Since this got a lot of upvotes I’ll probably share the others over the next few days. They’re not all quite as awful as this one (it’s by far the worst) but they’re not exactly great either.

Nice try Mouse

More like slop, but yes, probably. Looks like a sad version of chicken soup if you ask me.