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[–] emmeram@lemm.ee 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

Fred Brooks - The Mythical Man-Month - 1975

[–] lechatron 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant." -Warren Buffet

It's a quote about investing but applies to software too.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 1 points 4 months ago

I prefer to just say 9 women can't make a baby in a month. I'm in software I say it all the time to project managers.

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 months ago

This is so frustratingly true.

[–] paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago

All they need is a third developer to divide up the project for them and design the interfaces

[–] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

All they need is a third developer to write the code

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

Gotta put some "hours" into that timesheet somehow, right?

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

This feels like Napoleon's soldiers and the mamluks, or what was said about them.

Or something. Above a project of certain size, divisions of labour and stuff make the project complete faster, but before that it seems like a lot of extra busy work that slow down the project