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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 133 points 9 months ago

That's not a prank, that's domestic terrorism

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago

This isn't even a meme, it's just a before/after social media screenshot.

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 117 points 9 months ago

Man, I hope there were some heavy repercussions for the person who did this. This isn't funny, it's just wasteful and mean-spirited.

[-] beteljuice@lemmy.ml 41 points 9 months ago

Yeah this isn't funny, this is some first world bullshit. Shoulda packed that shit in a box and gave it to homeless people.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 33 points 9 months ago

Yeah, but what are homeless gonna do with an attention seeking brat?

[-] Kushia@lemmy.ml 17 points 9 months ago

I'm mostly just shocked that they thought it was a good idea for a prank in the first place.

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[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 17 points 9 months ago

Make them eat all that Nutella.

[-] n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 9 months ago

That's the betus right there

[-] Uniquitous@lemmy.one 14 points 9 months ago

"How'd you lose your foot?" "Well, funny story..."

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[-] Uniquitous@lemmy.one 13 points 9 months ago

And stupid, don't forget stupid.

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[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 77 points 9 months ago

This classic attention seeking.

The suffering they would be going through to clean everything by themselves would be a life long memory.

Someone mentioned having the kitchen cleaned with a toothbrush: have the kitchen cleaned with a tooth brush, twice, supervised and recorded, to have it published on the same medium these photos were posted.

And zero priviliges for 3 months, minimum.

This is a total and complete lack of respect towards pretty much everything.

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[-] famfo@social.dn42.us 74 points 9 months ago

Ah yes, big fan of wasting so much food.

[-] triclops6@lemmy.ca 24 points 9 months ago

Food....

The kid could catch a beating for this and it'd still be healthier than actually eating it

[-] Happenchance@lemmy.world 59 points 9 months ago

Am at the point in life when people start considering kids, and then I see shit like this...

[-] MBM@lemmings.world 40 points 9 months ago

Please be fake, somehow

[-] Arda1@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago

Dont worry its poo

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[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 14 points 9 months ago

Most of these are, usually they are doing something like redoing the kitchen. This is a fairly nice kitchen, but I've seen rich people do stupider. Just classic attention seeking behavior.

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[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 36 points 9 months ago

Before clicking on this post: "Huh, so they redid the kitchen in wood, pretty cool-"

After clicking on this post:

"my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

He apparently put plastic wrap over everything first, so it's not quite as bad as it seems at first.

[-] Dubious_Fart@lemmy.ml 39 points 9 months ago

I think the waste of food is far more egregious than the clean up. and him plastic wrapping anything first doesnt make it any better. Just more wasteful.

[-] MartinXYZ@sh.itjust.works 23 points 9 months ago

That way it's a waste of food and plastic.

[-] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago

This guy is just loaded with good reasons to not reproduce.

ever.

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[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 31 points 9 months ago

I hope they get disowned

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 months ago

Not until after is cleaned up

[-] kryostar@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

Why

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[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 9 months ago

How is this a meme?

[-] uphillbothways@kbin.social 28 points 9 months ago

Do you want ants?

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[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 26 points 9 months ago

I think even a judge would understand murder upon seeing this. "Trial dismissed, you both frankly showed more restraint than I could have."

[-] porkins@sh.itjust.works 25 points 9 months ago

This is why I don’t have children.

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[-] SteveDinn@lemmy.ca 22 points 9 months ago

Plot twist: they're allergic to nuts and this was attempted murder.

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[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

Why?

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[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 20 points 9 months ago

If I were the parent of that child, I would probably end up punishing that kid by making them clean up every single bit of it using only toothbrushes or something that would make it equally as hard to clean before grounding them for at the very least a week minimum for ruining the one place in the house I would consider sacred (as someone who likes to cook).

Though I would probably also end up going back and re-cleaning just to be sure it actually is clean afterwards. I couldn't cook in good faith if I am not sure the kitchen is clean enough to cook in.

[-] Uniquitous@lemmy.one 13 points 9 months ago

If I were the parent of that child I would contemplate my absolute failure as a parent, then go get a vasectomy to make sure it couldn't happen again. Probably check the web for tuition prices for military schools while in the waiting room.

[-] Subverb@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

This isn't cleanable. That kitchen is destroyed as effectively as if it were burned.

For white cabinetry to look nice as it does in the first Pic it has to be nearly pristine. Our eyes are very sensitive to mottling of color. There's no way to get that brown stain and odor out of all that white cabinetry.

[-] loutr@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

Make that a month for him to learn not to waste food so stupidly. Orangutans are dying for this shit.

[-] tagirijus@feddit.de 18 points 9 months ago

"Kevin, help paint the walls!" - "No, mum, it's boring!"

... Also Kevin: this meme.

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[-] yyyesss@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

That's vile but I bet it smells amazing

[-] D61@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

:archer: AND THIS IS HOW WE GET ANTS!

[-] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

i... this cant be real right. no way its actually real.

[-] Famko@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

I know, right? Like, who has this much fucking Nutella?

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[-] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

Bam Margera levels of pranking your parents

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[-] Lord_McAlister@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Those kids in Africa: :/

[-] Helmic@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Man, not even the cheap shit. $9 for 26.5 oz jar. How much did that even cost to do?

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