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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 68 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Look at how they massacred my boy....

[–] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] GoosLife@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Your username is a god damn lie, please fix it

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[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 51 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] kratoz29@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Brand new word (well not actually, I read it before in another similar post, but you know what I mean).

[–] deweydecibel@lemmy.world 49 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

That's not nearly shitty enough. It's too useful. Look at all the options and other clickable things you got on the start menu, and it only took one click to open it.

That's not how this works anymore. If this were truly made today, it would be needlessly "streamlined", i.e. everything is hidden so as not to "clutter up" the UI with useful things, and make more room for...nothing. Just wasted space.

We hide everything behind multiple clicks now because the "average user" starts bleeding out their eyes if they're forced to see many things at once.

[–] orangeboats@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Also, icons. The icons in Windows XP are too recognizable. You need to minimalize them. In fact, minimalize it so hard that not one person could understand what the icon is even referring to.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Abstract art icons.

Folder: rectangle on its side. Start: triangle pointing up. Trash: rectangle standing up.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

You could have shorted your comment. Now if you'll excuse me I have to deal with this eye bleed.

[–] Hubi@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Trending Web searches: Janet Jackson

lol

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Whatever happened to her? I can't even remember the last time I heard anything about Janet Jackson.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Turn off computer" requiring admin privilege escalation is a clever touch.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 40 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Actually it’s even more realism, when the shield is on the power button it indicates pending updates.

source

OOP knows their stuff!

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wow... that's really intricate and sure is attention to realism to a level I didn't realize.

Also the more or less hidden "click here to power off without installing updates" shows how little Microsoft has changed.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That option was actually fully removed in 8 I believe, then restored in 11 (and newer versions of 10 iirc?) because everyone hated it so much lol

Also I think it was Vista that replaced the flag shield on the power button with a yellow exclamation mark shield instead to differentiate it from the new UAC which used the flag shield logo

edit: images bc i love this stuff lol

[–] IHawkMike@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Oh yeah, I had forgotten that too. UAC with separate elevated tokens and Session 0 isolation didn't even exist until Vista/2008.

[–] psvrh@lemmy.ca 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean, Windows 98's "Active Desktop" was pretty much this.

Someone at Microsoft has been trying to make MSN a thing for almost thirty years, and they're sure that if they ram it down out throats just one more time we'll finally accept it.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Except you Active Desktop wasn't on by default and was easily turned off in even the cheapest version of the OS.

[–] 2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 5 months ago (3 children)

day ruined

It's missing the Clippy button in the taskbar

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Also missing the handy celebrity gossip, weather and irrelevant stonks shit that pops up every time you mouse past it in the Taskbar.

[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 9 points 5 months ago

Clippy search field on the taskbar.

[–] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Clippy, now powered by chatgpt

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Somehow this still looks better than W11

[–] deweydecibel@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's the full start menu with one click, and the toolbar isn't needlessly centered, so yeah. I'd actually take this over Win11

[–] hobovision@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

You can set the taskbar stuff to stay on the left, at least in the version of win11 I use for work.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

That [Yes] [Remind Me Later] thing is so 2007...

Nowadays Windows features all have a definitive [Off] option, that will fully hide the feature from view and only enable a daily message that pops under your mouse so you can turn it back on any time you want.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Where the crypto and AI bloat?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 5 months ago

We need AI Clippy.

[–] shalva97@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

yea, where are pinned apps in the task bar?

[–] boreengreen@lemm.ee 15 points 5 months ago

Microsoft is a tool bar maker.

couldn't be, the login is a local account rather than an MSN

[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Honestly if Microsoft reintroduces the skeuomorphic UI I'll tolerate any bullshit they pull. It's just objectively pretty IMO.

Also this start menu doesn't have nearly enough useless negative space. Here is my work Win11 start menu for comparison:

[–] lud@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How can it be objectively pretty in your opinion?

Sounds highly subjective to me.

For the record I think it's ugly.

[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was being hyperbolic lol. I just like it.

[–] lud@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Unrelated but can Microsoft please update the old rsat tools.

Yes the app "users and computers" work but it could have been so much better if it had a few adjustments like a search bar.

When editing GPOs why the hell can't I just change an existing setting without opening the editor and digging through the whole damn tree first.

Shame the MS never will improve these tools because on prem is not the cloud.

[–] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] oftencurious@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago

Yes. The meme makes me nostalgic about the excitement Win XP brought.

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago
[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

@mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world your credit link isn’t actually the original artist. Here is their Deviantart, thanks to the kind internet soul who helped me last time this was posted :)

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 8 points 5 months ago

whoever downvoted this im in ur walls

[–] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Thanks. I didn't know the original author, so I provided a link to the source where I found this!

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago
[–] graeghos_714@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I actually liked and used the old pull up menus in Windows. Starting at Win10 I put everything I use on my desktop and avoid as much of Windows functionality as I can and turn off everything I can. I don't want an Android or IOS type interface on my PC and will go to Linux at some point as Windows pushes that envelope further, or switch to some WinServer type setup where they allow the owner a lot more control of the OS

[–] Liz@midwest.social 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Linux Mint is the "I can't believe it's not windows" in the Linux world.

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 3 points 5 months ago

And LMDE is the "I can't believe it's not Ubuntu!" in the Mint world.

[–] moon@lemmy.cafe 4 points 5 months ago

This is so accurate lol

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 5 months ago

It at least looks nice and isn't a fucked up mess like what we actually have.

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