True work stories : memes

[–] Saganaki@lemmy.one 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Code monkey like Fritos….

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew

[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Code monkey very simple man

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

With big warm fuzzy secret heart

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago

Code monkey like you

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 23 points 5 months ago

Engineers are often the most territorial bastards I've met.

It's noticeably nice when working in a team of well adjusted folks that can work together.

[–] Paradachshund 8 points 5 months ago

I'm a designer and there's some truth to this. Sometimes it's a great new partnership, but sometimes it's too many cooks in the kitchen if there's no clear vision holder.

[–] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Naw new engineer, im like thank god heres a new lightning rod.

[–] Midnight1938@reddthat.com 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Source of the meme images?

[–] RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

The lower one is from one of the newer planet of apes movies

[–] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago

It seems the top one is from a Filipino movie called "My Ex and Whys".

[+] 1984 -13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I actually say no to hiring more devs because it takes like a year to get someone up to speed, with lots of effort and time invested from the team.

I'm not a manager, I'm one of the devs. Don't want more people because of the burden of training them.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 months ago

training how to do a job is all there is my dude. Even if you founded the company, worked on the code base daily for 15 years, things get updated, practices change, tools evolve, new security vectors emerge.

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