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$100 Description 20 chairs for sale.There are holes in the middle of each of them because of personal project.Can use for refurbishing or anything you like.$100 OBO **PLEASE STOP INBOXING ME ASKING WHAT THE PERSONAL PROJECT IS! THATS WEIRD!

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[–] CaptainFlintlockFinn@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Recreating that scene from Casino Royale?

[–] HumbleFlamingo@beehaw.org 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't try and low ball me, I know what I have...

[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Daniel Craig must be 80 yo grandpa for that scene to work here.

[–] catfish@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

thats quite the image

[–] davehtaylor@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

Exactly what I thought. Seems the only plausible answer

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 1 year ago

For questions contact Mac

[–] Swim@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But why multiple chairs stacked?

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

20 milking chairs. They're just stackable

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh yeah, duh, makes sense. For those group events.

[–] Swim@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

a milking conference, like a class how to properly milk a penis, the kind in a hotel conferenfence room

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It was one of Mac's Project Badass inventions. 😏

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

homemade toilet chair project?

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

maybe just clearing the way for farts so the cushion doesn’t absorb them

[–] LChitman@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The project could be "hottest/most destructive fart". If it is, I would like to see the white paper.

Edit: my thinking being that the chairs would be a fairly consistent medium to test against

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

I would like to believe this, but it looks like there’s a lack of singe marks.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would help prevent the muffling effect you get from a cushion. If you were really feeling creative you could attach some kind of trumpet to the hole.

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

or possibly a metal bowl for a premium echo

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or an elaborate series of pipes.

I can see how experimentation like this could easily lead to 20 chairs with holes in them. Now I just want to know if he found the perfect addition - perhaps a tuba or an Alpine.horn or a vuvuzela.

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

finally put it all together, they’re trying to recreate this for less flexible people

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah ha, it's silly to expect people to bend in half to.hold the bum trumpets, far better to cut a hole in a chair and fix the trumpet to the underside (but not the bottom - jumbling up.your terms could be a dis-arse-ter).

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good work, everyone, we figured it out, job well done.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Another mystery solved on Lemmy.

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

why choose? just have a whole brass section

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

it’s all making sense now

[–] jarfil@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

For those occasions when you need a group of 20 people to use them all at once?

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago

Aka project poop

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago
[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Hole's too far forward.