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submitted 5 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 10 points 5 months ago (8 children)

At the risk of sounding like I have no idea what I'm talking about (because I don't).

Couldn't you perform a surgery to clamp the main vein, and then drain the blood out of the cock?

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[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That's why I use tungsten. The superior metal

[–] neo@lemy.lol 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Lead is the best, makes everyone truly crazy!

[–] don@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

Radium is the only way to fly. It glows in the dark!

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[–] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

I saw this and was very confused. I was thinking, "well mine just has two balls that unscrew from either end and pull it out" then I realized they're talking about a different ring for a cock

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 7 points 5 months ago (16 children)

Every ring I've ever owned that was made out of titanium has shattered. Seems like you could just crack it with a pair of pliers or something.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it depends on the alloy?

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That must be the case but at the same time it makes me wonder why titanium rings aren't made with the shatter resistant alloy, or why it's expensive to get a titanium wedding band that shatters easily but apparently titanium cock rings are common and affordable enough that there's an ER PSB out on it.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

There actually are reasons you want an alloy to break easily, street signs are designed to do this to minimise vehicle damage in a crash while still providing resistance to halt the vehicle as an example.

As for the cock rings, if you asked the metal shop owner that got commissioned for it, they'll get a thousand yard stare before commenting that it isn't even close to the most "intimate" custom order they've been paid for.

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[–] onion@feddit.de 6 points 5 months ago

Titanium camping cutlery definetly doesn't shatter, it bends like steel. But it does scratch easily so maybe your rings used a harder alloy to prevent scratches

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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What's the point of a cock ring with no tension?

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Rubber works fine.

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Can't they just reduce the swelling?

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