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[-] ealoe@ani.social 6 points 1 day ago

Ah yes sweet manmade horrors beyond my comprehension

[-] AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Smiling face in a petri dish today, Westworld tomorrow.

But be careful, these violent delights have violent ends. But perhaps this doesn't look like anything to you. In that case, freeze all motor functions.

[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

As a horror performer who sees (and does) absolutely horrifying shit on a normal basis, fuck this shit in particular

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Pretty sure that’s actually the goal.

Could be wrong. But you know this is gonna find its way on a sexbot, eventually.

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 3 points 23 hours ago

But you know this is gonna find its way on a sexbot, eventually.

You misspelled immediately.

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

If you don't mind: what and where do you 'perform' exactly. Asking for a friend.

[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm a sideshow circus performer. My specialty is fire performance, but I have other talents as well as a split tongue. My friends are the kinda people who like to swing from meat hooks and swallow swords. Freak show type stuff. We do it live on stage.

Unsurprisingly, I've also performed in haunted houses.

[-] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I find that pretty cool. Is it a stressful career?

Also how was the bifurcation process?

[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I have a day job that pays the bills (many of us do) because the only money in art is money laundering, but I do perform fairly often, and occasionally produce. Of course it varies on the season, some months are slow for everyone. My day job is a grind.

Also how was the bifurcation process?

Painful

[-] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

I think I respect this comment the most.

[-] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 days ago

Zucc got an upgrade?

[-] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 16 points 2 days ago

This is not creepy at all.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago
[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Don’t you love it when your bologna smiles back?

[-] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Damn cannibals

[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

I don't like this. I really, really don't like this. On, like, a visceral level.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Look. Just because its face is made out of viscera, doesn’t mean it’s going to try and kill you and maybe make a jacket out of you.

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Whatever you do, just don't imagine licking it.

[-] AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

And definitely don't imagine it licking you.

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 1 points 23 hours ago

Cranberry Flesh Golem are playing at the coffee house this weekend.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

But it looks so happy!

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago
[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Say hello to my pal, Mr Vagina

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago
[-] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2024
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