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Follow me for financial advice ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿซฐ (hexbear.net)
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[โ€“] SoyViking@hexbear.net 50 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Here's how to become a multi-millionaire:

  1. Start out as a billionaire
  2. Be really bad with money
[โ€“] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

trump-drenched

[โ€“] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

A small (big) loan (tax-exempt gift) of 1 (fifteen) million dollars

[โ€“] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago

That's a long way to say "I blew 3,059,000 of my millionaire parents money with no consequence"

[โ€“] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I am worth $19m, I inherited $22m... maybe this person shouldn't give financial advice.

[โ€“] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 49 points 4 months ago (3 children)

90% sure this is a bit. Really hoping this is a bit

[โ€“] perry@lemy.lol 19 points 4 months ago

And 8 bits make up a byte

[โ€“] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It's obviously a bit, the punchline is delivered perfectly.

It is a bit

But the person is real

[โ€“] blobjim@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

Execute, execute, execute!

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