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[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 50 points 3 days ago

Here's how to become a multi-millionaire:

  1. Start out as a billionaire
  2. Be really bad with money
[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago
[-] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

A small (big) loan (tax-exempt gift) of 1 (fifteen) million dollars

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 36 points 3 days ago

That's a long way to say "I blew 3,059,000 of my millionaire parents money with no consequence"

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I am worth $19m, I inherited $22m... maybe this person shouldn't give financial advice.

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 49 points 3 days ago

90% sure this is a bit. Really hoping this is a bit

[-] perry@lemy.lol 19 points 3 days ago

And 8 bits make up a byte

[-] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's obviously a bit, the punchline is delivered perfectly.

It is a bit

But the person is real

[-] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

It’s a bit it must be

[-] blobjim@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Execute, execute, execute!

lenin-da

this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2024
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