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[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 72 points 2 days ago

Is it still considered "eating the onion" if the story is reality?

[-] statist43@feddit.de 4 points 2 days ago

As onion articles becoming like a Handbook for reality, its just a glimpse into the future...

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 45 points 2 days ago

Unclear if this is a parody.

[-] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

The Beaverton is a Canadian satire news site. It's a maple flavoured onion.

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

No they've given up and are just reporting the news of late.

[-] ghostface@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

That's the saddest thing. When a satire rag has to go straight. 🙃

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

🤞Himself🤞 Please oh please.

[-] Today@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I don't normally advocate violence, but how much would we pay to see this? I think we could probably clear the national debt

[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 17 points 2 days ago

It is imperative that Biden writes a message from the office of the president that he will “shoot trump on stage during the next debate. “

[-] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 days ago

That probably wouldn't be an official act. Instead, he should order Kamala to do it (communicating with the VP is a core duty) and then pardon her when she does (pardons are a core duty). There, everyone is immune and the entire scheme cannot be questioned or referenced for evidence except for impeachment.

[-] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Let me shoot back and I'm game

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

You guys are alright. Don't go to 5th Avenue tomorrow.

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago
[-] verstra@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

Ive realized recently that there will not be an uprising while we live at least somewhat comfortably. Risking all you have is worth only when you don't have much.

So yeah, washington needs change, usa should preserve its democracy, but it doesn't look like there is enough people willing to form organized protests that would have an impact. And also, change from within does not look likely.

[-] Grant_M@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

The Onion, allow me to introduce you to The Beaverton.

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