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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 61 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Please. We all know its because Kirk couldn't find the setting in the ship's auto complete section. Dude bro is running the USS enterprise almost entirely on stock settings and apps, and further, the one thing he DID download gave the ship a computer virus. And like... The computer equivalent of an STD, too

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I read it as "spock settings" and it still made sense.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Kirk messes up the ship

Kirk: "Spock, take care of it."

Spock: Kif eye roll and sigh

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Spock show them the medal I won

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 months ago

"Spock I can't figure out where the settings are to save these captains logs"

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 1 points 3 months ago

OK what did I miss

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That was the translator working hard to keep things 1960s PG

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Ironic that it autocrorrected to the race least likely to fuck.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Poor Scotty must have been frustrated by the computer having to devote so much power to keeping McCoy's language family friendly.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 12 points 3 months ago

Scotty: Captain, I'd love to give her more, but you're going to have to tape the Doctors mouth shut for the next 5 hours to conserve power.

[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

Nah, he'd have no right to speak. Scott's swear count has got to have been even higher McCoy's. "I canna ▢▢▢▢▢▢▢ change the ▢▢▢▢ laws of physics. I've got ta have thirty ▢▢▢▢-▢▢▢▢ minutes!"

[–] Spitzspot@lemmings.world 24 points 3 months ago

"Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a cunning linguist."

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

Captain Freeman has several reasons why the swearing is turned off.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Shaxs, is that you?!?

Edit: carrying a warp core no less!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

I have one question: EXPLOSIONS?!

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Uhhhh, probably better to just let him swear.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 months ago

..... McCoy boards a new Federation Ship for the first time

.... absolutely no one can understand what he's saying

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Damnit, Jim, that last one is a bad take.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Picard is speaking French throughout. It doesn't translate "merde" because children were present at the time.