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[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 days ago

These are the people who want to determine the school curriculum and run the country.

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago

thankfully, Jesus gives an H for ehfort

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

Person dies and arrives in the afterlife in hevaen .... it looks like heaven but everything is a little fucked up. All water is actually alcohol, drinking alcohol doesn't get you drunk, hamburgers make you high, Hitler is dancing around with children, everything is edible, you can speak any language but you have a really high pitched voice, there's a constant slight smell of urine everywhere and angels are obnoxious assholes.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 3 days ago

Not only am I stupid and uneducated, but I want you to know it!

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

He's saying what we're all thinking

[-] Fester@lemm.ee 12 points 3 days ago

The license plate says “fukcin”

[-] joshoff@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

In my local variant, we write jizz is Christ. Blessed be.

Also acceptable.

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Jesus Christ? Who's that? I only know our lord and savior Jesus Crhist.

(sarcasm)

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

*Knock knock*

Hello, sir. I was wondering if you've heard the good nwes?

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Ah yes, I totlaly have.

[-] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

What are you, one of those elephant looking aliens from Mass Effect?

(question)

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I've never played that game so I have no idea.

(serious answer)

[-] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

Basically they aren't able to communicate properly so they label everything they say by saying the intent.

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Oh right.

I should've used /s when I could.

[-] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

No. That's even worse. You can just use regular written language. It's worked fine for the last several thousand years.

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[-] sleen@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago

If you love Jesus Crhist, Jesus Crhist will love you back

[-] Senseless@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago
[-] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I can't find that one image of the dumbass who carved "JESUS" in to his forearm, so pretend I did and you're looking at it.

[-] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago

jesus hrtist

[-] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago
[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I read that as an an explicit on itself. Like, "Jesus Christ! How bad is this?"

I know it's not intended that way, but it's clever. Like a self-sustaining joke.

this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2024
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