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Tourist Visiting California Excited To Try One Of Those Vegetables He’s Heard So Much About
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I don't get this one
At first I ate the onion on that headline, assuming they were talking about some particular exotic vegetable.
They make good garnish, but their lack sugar, salt, and saturated fats makes them a poor meal choice.
I'm b4 "typical American." I mean you'd want to die of heart disease too if you had our sorry excuse for healthcare.