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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Now you know why some British people call diarrhea "the trots"

[–] rehydrate5503@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

A well deserved golf clap to you sir.

[–] CM400@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is that a mirror underneath?

[–] ma11en@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

With a line of coke!

[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

I will never get off my high horse.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

I need this because even I want to have something classy looking in my bathroom but also want to live my childhood dreams, while in there.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

I, good sir, do not shit like mere humans. I sit upon my gilded high horse who does the shitting for me.

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

This is horseshit crazy

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

To compensate for your AVERAGE FOR THE TIME height

[–] redditron_2000_4@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Catherine the Great is coming for tea.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But then you'd need to take your pants off every time you ride it?

[–] kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

i only use pants when i'm in the bank anyway. and that's just for making it harder for the police to ID me.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

i'd look pretty stupid grocery shopping or mowing my lawn in my underwear. and it would make spontaneous masturbating harder.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 months ago

A ribbon at least.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

You need something appropriate for the new toilet seat that plays music when you open it.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago
[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

When a regular toilet is not prancy enough for ypur dresaging room.

[–] bpcomp@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

If you want to reign supreme, you must sit on the throne.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

The horsey sauce has to go somewhere once I'm done with it.