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Can someone post hate comments so I feel at more normal?

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[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can someone post hate comments so I feel at more normal?

Go back to reddit you fucking moron

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No such thing as strangers, just cunts you haven't met yet

(Cunt to be defined at a later date by emphasis)

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this is friendly, as an australian

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago

Yous cunts stole it from us Scots

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Go onto Lemmygrad and try talking about your investment property.

[–] ATQ@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago

OP on the first of the month: Good morning, renters!

[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Go on hexbear and literally say anything at all

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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

[–] Hogger85b@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Your mother's on xhamster and father's phone a Blackberry™

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[–] moipe@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Ooh look at me I'm a redditor "same poop knife story for 11 years" and how about some "and I also choose this guy's dead wife for 7 years." And now I am slightly less moderated, spooOOOooky. Enjoy these Jesus ads we are "serving" you. I once made a comment on the internet AITA?

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Something something broken arms.

[–] klemptor@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Colby, cumbox, swamps of degobah, doritos.

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[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago
[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao try talking smack about communism and why cars are great then watch your notifications explode

[–] Gamey@feddit.de 17 points 1 year ago

Since I switched to a instance that block Hexbear I can get a little political without too many issues, I am a far left anti capitalist tho, I just really dislike facists with a bit of red paint!

[–] Echo5@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Comment on any political post if you desire hatred, those are astoundingly vitriolic here.

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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't believe you. Source???????

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Ooh! I thought of another one:

You think Unity deserves a second chance.

[–] FuryMaker@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Except for the fact that I'm constantly reminded that I'm bad for not using Linux.

[–] Gurfaild@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd like to interject for a moment and remind you that you're bad for not calling it GNU/Linux.

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[–] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

You’re using a FOSS application right now, helping it grow with your participation. As far as Linux goes, I think you’ve done your part if you’ve tried it or even just honestly considered it. Most don’t even go that far, and most really could use Linux without compromise for their 100% web browser computer use.

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[–] Jivebunny@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Have a downvote you fucking assclown.

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[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 15 points 1 year ago

Everyone knows about your faults and loves you anyway.

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can say Reddit on the internet

[–] Flambo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought Reddit is a slur now?

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

That's redditarded

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm a complex person as we all are, but a lot of what I see on these sorts of websites brings out my anger at society and the bad things it can bring.

So I show a lot of that anger in response, but not right here. I've only got one thing to say to you.

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

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[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What lemmy have you been on? It's a toxic place with circlejerks everywhere

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

You smell funny and your hair is stupid.

[–] A10@kerala.party 10 points 1 year ago

Ahh, the best shitpost I have seen in a long time.

[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fuck off dude.. just because you're lonely and want friends doesn't mean you get to march in here like you fucking wrote the internet yesterday, demanding attention like some kinda rainman nazi noob. If I had a buck for every joke like you that stepped up to this plate, just to strike out, I'd be swimming up to my neck in Benjamins.

Go back to reddit where mommy Pooh kept you safe from free thought. Here at Lemmy we pride ourselves in being not different at all, and we thoroughly enjoy the lack of moderation and the resultant increase in spam.

-- hope it helps --

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 year ago

"feel at more normal" way to proofread, jackass.

[–] PepperTwist@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

Take your welcomed-feeling ass and fuck right off.

[–] Polar@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unless you post a comment talking positively about any software that's not FOSS.

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[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Go fuck yourself. That work?

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[–] JPJones@lemmy.one 8 points 1 year ago

Hey! Hey! Fuck you, buddy!

[–] irmoz@reddthat.com 8 points 1 year ago

It's not more welcoming at all, and that's a stupid thing to say

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Say something nice about windows os and watch the Linux neck beard daddy's attack.

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[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OP, you replied to one of my comments saying "yes!". Next time think something useful to say before opening your mouth.

Nah this just feels wrong, sorry :(

Yo momma's so dumb she stayed in reddit.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker.

Stabs you

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