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submitted 2 months ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 56 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

If I were C++, I'd wear my pants like that. Pants are pulled over both ends of the uppercase C with one leg going to each of the plus characters.

On the opposite ends of the plus characters I'd put my shoes obviously.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

You didn't even finish

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I will allow this.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 30 points 2 months ago

The code is stored in the balls.

[–] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 13 points 2 months ago

Prudes....

Java's Duke just stands there, fully nude and is giving NullPointerException fucks.

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

This is so stupid it’s great

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

I needed this to save my stressful week. thank you.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Jrogramming in Jee Plus Plus: A Pragmatic Guide to the 1999 "JnCo" Standard

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Asking the real questions

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

C wears the pants of the family.

[–] Cipher22@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I guess this would depend on if C++ has multiple personality disorder.

[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 1 points 2 months ago

Haha, I know this artist from something VERY different.